7. Professional Queuers
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According to the archangel, Michael, played by John Travolta in the movie bearing that name, the archangel himself created waiting in line. Before that, people just “stood around.” Now you can pay people to stand in line while you work, eat lunch, go grocery shopping, whatever. It doesn’t matter whether you want to buy concert tickets or order your driver’s license, if you can fork over the $10-$25 hourly rate, they’ll wait for you.
8. Professional Cuddlers
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This is real. (Or is it?) If you just need some cuddling and don’t have a cuddle-buddy, you can buy one. But don’t get any ideas. One website offering this service says they deliver “platonic touch that offers a personalized experience.” The cost for this platonic therapy? $80/hr or $330/night.