Top 100: Romantic and Humorous Love Quotes

81. “The four most important words in any marriage… ‘I’ll do the dishes.'” – Unknown

82. “Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” – Zelda Fitzgerald

83. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal

84. “Paradise is always where love dwells.” – Jean Paul Richter

85. “Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.” – Leo Buscaglia

86. “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker” – Woody Allen

87. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

88. “It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.” – Erich Fromm

89. “Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.” – Swedish Proverb

90. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

91. “Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning

92. “We need not think alike to love alike.” – Francis David

93. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss

94. “When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you… When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you… When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you… Now that I love you, I’m afraid to lose you.” – Rene Yasenek

95. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

96. “We loved with a love that was more than love.” – Edgar Allan Poe

97. “Love is not a matter of counting the years… But making the years count.” – Michelle Amand

98. “For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.” – Rosemonde Gerard

99. “Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

100. “The heart has no wrinkles.” – Marie de Sevigne